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Camping Plans
There was a rather old-fashioned lady-always delicate and elegant,
especially in her language. When she and her husband began planning a
weeks camping vacation, she wrote to a particular campground and asked
for reservations. She wanted to make sure that the campground was
fully equipped and modern-but couldn't bring herself to write the word
"toilet" in the letter.
So he sent the lady the following reply: |
No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will seat 350 people at
one time and it is open on Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday of each week.
Some folks like to take their lunch and make a day of it, especially on
Thursday when there is organ accompaniment. The acoustics are very good,
and the slightest sound can be heard by everyone. It may interest you to know that my daughter met her husband at the B.C. Also, we are in the process of having a fund-raiser to purchase plush seats for the B.C. We feel this is a long-felt need as the old seats have holes in them. The fund-raiser will be held in the basement of the B.C. My wife is rather delicate, therefore she has not been able to attend regularly. it has been six months since she last went. It pains her very much not to be able to go more often. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, especially in cold weather. I will close for now with the desire to accommodate you in every way possible. Perhaps I could accompany you the first time you go, sit with you and introduce you to all the other folks who will be there. Remember, this is a friendly campground! |
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The Picture A teacher had her class drawing pictures. She was circulating through the class, observing the pictures. She asked one little girl what she was drawing. The little girl replied, "A picture of God." |
The teacher replied, "That would be quite difficult, since no one
knows what God looks like."
The child replied, "They soon will." |
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One Day... One day a group of eminent scientists got together and decided that Man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need You. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't You just retire?" God listened very patiently to the man and then said, "Very well, but first, how about this, let's have a Man-making contest." |
To which the scientist replied, "OK, great!" But God added, "Now,
we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with
Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt. God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!" |